What is the definition of Rebound Body Enhancing Protective Liquid?

A 'ebound body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero potion, but instead of cape and cape-wielding skills, it's a glorified bubble bath that promises to give you the bounce back from a bad workout or an unfortunate fall like, "I just tripped on that banana peel and now I'm a walking, talking liquid nitrogen sculpture!"

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Edgy example sentence: "After the 'ebound body enhancing protective liquid' failed to save my life from a falling banana, I decided to use it as a makeshift spa treatment for my... well, my 'ebound body,' and here's what I got: a glorified splash of slime and a bad hair day that lasted longer than a ping-pong ball's lifespan."